Kiss the Office Nerd

Some time ago I bought a couple of dice in a plastic box thing. They have instructions on them. One die has actions like "Kiss", "Fire", "Start a rumour about" and the other has people "The Office Nerd", "The Boss", "The Secretary".

The idea is that you throw them and then live your life that day by what they come up with. So...

Today I have to Start a rumour about my Potted Plant.

Which means that I have to buy a plant I suppose.

If you want me to roll the dice and determine your future, let me know.