Pack that Backpack on your Back

Geoff came round today to pick up a laptop backpack. I used it precisely once when I went through my "Cycling to work might be fun" phase. This lasted one trip. Three things must you know about riding a bike:

When it is hot you are hot.
When it is cold you are cold.
When it is wet you fall off.

Perhaps if my bike wasn't made of the same material they use for anchors and paperweights I might be more inclined to use it. It also has super knobbly tyres which make it very hard to pedal. Actually, with its mostly flat nature, Hull is very good for bike riding. But not good enough for me.