Handy Tip for Phone Users

If you have been trying to get hold of someone for, like ages, and they've not answered and you've got their answering machine which costs you a fortune and just tells you that they are not there when you know that they are not there anyway, here is a very handy tip for phone management.

Just before you dial the number, fill your mouth with chewing gum, gobstoppers or sticky toffee (my personal favourite is a couple of Pear Drops). Then, when you are somewhat unable to speak, you are guaranteed to get an answer. Try it. Works every time, or as I should say "Worbs ebwuaryy tyyme".