Been Around the World

Went to see dad today. He has just come back from a "land cruise" (I called it a bus tour) of America. He had taken his video camera with him. It is a special camera which contains a time travel device which makes the films seem to take longer to watch than the duration of his stay away.

He had some pictures from Hawai and bits of the Grand Canyon and Vegas and LA and I was suitably rude about all of them. I wonder if he'll figure out that I'm just jealous.