Numb Gums

Bought a new toothbrush today. Oh, the fast moving, globe trotting, lifestyle that I lead eh?

But this one is special. It vibrates. This is designed to loosen the ingrained plaque and stuff which my mouth is full of.

They were half price and had batteries in them. How could I go wrong? I've found out how. They make your mouth go numb. Oh yes. The vibration is quite high pitched and after twenty seconds or so you can't feel your lips or tongue. Very strange. Number one wife asked me how well the brush worked.

"Maykes yur mowf go mummm" I replied as best I could.