Film Culture Decoded

Here it is, the "Crazy World" movie description decoder. Just use this handy guide to make sense of any film description.

moving: somebody dies at the end
uplifting: somebody dies half way through
moody: depressing
unforgettable: depressing
intense: hard to understand/depressing
complex: incomprehensible
study: no story
amazing special effects: no story
thought provoking: no proper ending
hilarious: enough jokes to fill the 30 second trailer
action packed: enough explosions to fill the 30 second trailer
must see: my accountant says you must see it

Just replace their words with mine, for an accurate assessment of any film.