The Crazy World (tm) of Rob Miles

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Giant Clarifications

It has come to my attention that some of you out there are a bit behind the (or ahead of my) times with respect to popular culture and are not aware of the Jolly Green Giant I mentioned yesterday. Rest assured that he does exist, and even has his own web site. So there.

I'd love to have been at the meeting where he was dreamed up:

First Marketing Drone: "Well, we've come up with the Purple Pleased Giant, the Blue Giant of Bonhomie, the Satisfied Yellow Giant and the Orange Giant of Happiness."
Second Marketing Drone: "Yep, but none of them have that snappy, corn on the cob, quality that we are after."
Tea Lady: "How about the Jolly Green Giant?"
Second Marketing Drone: "By Jove, she's got it!!!"
Start of musical number....

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