Tuesday in the pub

Went out for a drink tonight. It is strange how some things become amusing after a few beers. Although the Orange for a head joke was received with stony silence. I think I told it a little too early. However, did find the idea of Dalek Architects very funny:

Gold Dalek: "Bring forth the plans for the new Dalek Control Centre."
Dalek Architect:"I hear and I obey. This is where we will hold and torture alien races who must be destroyed. Over here is the death ray construction lab. And on the second level we will have our control room...."
Gold Dalek: "What is this thing called a level?"
Dalek Architect:"It is a part of a building, built on top of an existing building. It will allow us to maximise our use of the Skaro planet surface and improve our efficiency so that one day Daleks will rule over the entire universe."
Gold Dalek: "And how do we get to this - level?"
Dalek Architect: "We use a series of small steps, each of which is arranged in sequence in a device called a staircase......"
(Gold Dalek fires laser and destroys Dalek Architect)
Gold Dalek: "And let that be a lesson to all of you..."